The ScreenyWeeny is the world’s best fake-penis. Most authentic, reliable, easy to use.
The unique Push and Piss function makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and it’s one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately.
Each ScreenyWeeny is delivered with 2x 80 ml synthetic urine, an empty bag for practice, a thermo bag for keeping the urine warm, one pack of HeatPaxx and a refill syringe.
German designed and engineered.
Facts & benefits:
- The different types of ScreenyWeeny were all cast from real todgers to ensure a completely authentic look
- Strap it on and get peeing
- No additional handles required, simple one-handed operation (ultimate one-handed fake penis)
- The thermo-sachet guarantees an optimum long-lasting “operating temperature”
- 100% secure and reliable, no dripping or leaking
- The flow of urine is started by putting a light pressure on the underside of the ScreenyWeeny, and stopped again immediately by releasing it
- The urine sachets can be reclosed
- The thermo-sachet can be adjusted to fit all sizes from S to XXXL thanks to the adjustable strap
- Our fully cast ScreenyWeeny is made from high-quality makeup silicone
Guide to warming up the urine sachets:
In the summer leave in the sun for a short while; in the winter warm on a radiator or in a bath of water. The new HeatPaxx heating pads are also perfectly suited to warming up the urine sachets. The thermo-sachet keeps the desired temperature of the urine sachet constant for at least 6 hours.
Included: 1x ScreenyWeeny 5.0 circumcized "White/Mulatte" - 2x 80 ml synthetic urine with different values, 1x empty sachet (for practice or for urine from other source), 1x thermo-sachet (for maintaining at a warm temperature and attaching), 1x HeatPaxx heating pad, 1x refill-syringe (20 ml)
When the urine sachet is first used or replaced, the tube and the plug must be completely dry and locked together with a little pressure.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the 'Complete Orders' link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.